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Where did the dead squirrel in my front yard go?
Sunday, April 1, 2018
The Easter Bunny is Real!
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( https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/979021639458459648 ) If you didn’t know that Laura Ingraham is the butt end o...
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
A Funny Thing Happened During the Rape Scene in the Theater
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Sometimes my mom and I go on dates. She likes it because she enjoys spending time with her daughter. I like it because I enjoy spending [som...
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Why I don't want kids
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I don't dislike all kids, and I don't think you should dislike all kids. Some kids are wonderful and bring an abundance of joy to th...
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Alright, fine, I was at Chipotle again
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I eat at Chipotle maybe three days a week. Five if we've run out of bread, in which case I have to wait until whenever I build up enough...
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
The Elegance of the Poop Bag
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if humans wore underpants even if they didn't have a groin? Like the Ken doll I had while ...
Monday, October 21, 2013
Drunk brog, slash I just need to say this one thing, Chipotle
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Two beers does a 130-pound (Hooray! I've been 125 pounds since middle school! It must be all of these beers I've been drinking! Or m...
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Either way it's 'Merica
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So we've endured our first mass shooting of the week, and I'm starting to think that there's this one thing that maybe both side...
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