Sunday, October 26, 2008

Stock-O-Lantern


This pumpkin shows you what the stock market would look like if it had eyes.


















Halloween is scary.



Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Squirrel-Feed '08 update + John McCain Ate Your Baby's Economy



At last, it is verified: squirrels enjoy fluorescent cheese! Squirrel gladly accepted four Cheetos from me and, afterward, ran away on happy little bright orange paws. 



















Turns out John McCain, too, has a bit of toxic dust on his fingers. Not like it was ever a question, but this brief documentary tells a bit of how John McCain, his very own self, has earned a nipple twist or two once he arrives in the ring of hell catering to the those who own ten or more houses:


Speaking of John McCain's houses, one of them, a twelve million dollar shed in Arizona, is up for sale. Fourteen thousand square feet: 13 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, swimming pool. Ample garage space to store outdated subpoenas. Newly-remodeled walk-in pill closet. Tons of wall space for oversized photos of children you don't spend time with. Property 100% wolf-free. Buyer receives vice presidential training crate at no cost.  

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