Sunday, January 15, 2012

Newsletter

A Florida restaurant says the Virgin Mary has appeared on one of its walls. Add a fried egg to your hamburger and she'll show up for you later, too.


Fidel Castro warned that the world was on an "inexorable" march into the abyss this year because of climate change and the threat of nuclear war. Sounds like somebody got the Mayan kitty calendar for Christmas.

The world's thinnest smartphone has been released. It's so thin, it weighs about the same as the fork you have in your other hand during a romantic dinner.


A tourist survived a 365-foot plunge into a river when her bungee cord snapped. Her clean underpants, on the other hand, didn't quite make it.


Lindsay Lohan is in early talks to play Liz Taylor. Great news for people who've always wondered what Liz Taylor looked like without a shirt on.


Ryan Seacrest says he can't imagine life without "American Idol". Weird. That's exactly what hair gel said about Ryan Seacrest.


A Cookie Locator app has been made for Girl Scout cookie season. It's free, and you can download it directly to your waistline.


More than 4,000 parents have signed a petition to bring breast feeding back to "Sesame Street". That's fine, but can we please just keep the Hooter Hider on Big Bird?


The Kardashians are responding to rumors that Khloe is not really a Kardashian. Of course she's a Kardashian -- she's rich for no reason, she's famous for no reason, she gets news attention for no reason.


Murder has been knocked off the list of the top killers in the U.S. Well, it is Girl Scout cookie season, after all.

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