What Are Dogs And Cats Doing When They're Not Being Cheap Chinese Food?

[Fuzz learns just how much those AIG executives got.]

[Shadow never asked to be adopted by Madonna.]

[Bella wonders if you've heard of the Mormon church.]

[Chloe wonders if the Girl Scout at her door has any kitty-flavored Thin Mints.]

[Chico wants to know when he and Paris will drink margaritas out of the toilet again.]

[Matilda proves she's ready for the job market; here she licks an invisible envelope.]

[Sam wonders how long it will take him to chew up his family's couch.]

[Rex does his best impression of Octomom, Nadya Suleman.]

[A-Rod's Whippet, Arnold, flexes for more steroids.]