Squirrel continues to accept edible offerings. Today, Mom's lasagna:
Speaking of squirrels, there's an intriguing article in the New Yorker about Cindy "Scratch-Your-Eyes-Out" McCain.
In it you'll learn fun facts such as...
-Cindy McCain has, in the past, been addicted to the apparently transfiguring highs of imbibing fingernail polish (her favorite shade: Shareholder Red).
-Bought a really fantastic outfit right before adopting daughter, Bridget.
-Cindy McCain, at the age of nineteen, aborted her soul.
-Cindy McCain met and fell in love with John McCain while selling Girl Scout cookies in front of a supermarket.
-Cindy McCain is afraid of heights and of black people.
-Cindy McCain has an orgasm at the sound of the word, "prenuptial."
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