The whole city of Denver has a great big blue and orange hard on for Tim Tebow right now. I mean, that was a good game yesterday, but I think it's getting to be a weensie bit much. The blessed Broncos, the "Tebowing", the "miracle" plays, the constant urge to "believe" -- and the 3:16 correlation is the cherry on top. Or, if you're Tim Tebow, it's the cherry inside of your girlfriend. Oh, dang.
Come on, people. Obviously, if there's a God, and if this God is a football fan, he's definitely rooting for the Packers because at least with them there's cheese involved. And I think we can all agree that the eating of cheese is a holy sacrament.
I'd like to see the Patriots change their logo for the game against the Broncos on Saturday. In place of the patriot, I want a piece of toast with the image of Tim Tebow burned into it on every New England helmet. This way Football God won't know how to pick a side. Football God will see that the Patriots display reverence to Tim Tebow, the Chosen One, which will make it impossible for Football God to choose a team and force Football God to sit back, enjoy its nachos and a Dale's (hopefully Football God is a deity virtuous enough to at least drink a decent beer), and stay out of this one.
You know, you were great in college, but this is even greater.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Marlo. I appreciate it. But, you know, I think the Blog God deserves all the credit.
ReplyDeleteTim Tebow loves you!
ReplyDeleteAmen! and Hallelujah :) It's JUST FOOTBALL people.
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