You're Mr.Lebowski, I'm The Dude

I'm kind of getting good at bowling. My mom bowls in a league and gets free bowling, and I have extra time and a pretty nice follow-through, so things are pretty much working out. I've got my own bowling shoes (they're mine, and I bought them new, but they say "rental" on the side), I've considered buying my own bowling ball, and I LOVE White Russians. Pretty soon all I'll need is a receding hairline.

Fun fact: whenever Levi goes bowling with me and my mom, my mom is newly impressed by how fast Levi's bowling ball rolls into the pins. She says, usually more than once an outing, "Boy, that Levi, he sure has powerful balls." It's really embarrassing.