Is That A Banana On Your Lip?

Forget the underpants museum -- Levi's growing a moustache! He says, since he's thirty and all, he'd better know what can grow out of his face. Soul patch: check. Burns: check. Sam Elliot Lhasa Apso pelt: working on it.

It would be fun to play a round of "Name That Moustache," but that would mean more work than the two of you are worth, so, for your enjoyment, I've selected photos of a few famous moustaches and posted them below.

Here you see Salvador Dali taking a dip with his moustache while trying to keep his balance on a pool noodle. I'd talk more about this photo, but look at the time -- it's melty o'clock.

This guy was able to strike dudes out just by twisting the ends of his handlebar. And that concludes this blog post's episode of Accidental Dirty Joke.

He may not have 1,299 strikeouts, and he may not be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, but Justin Bieber sure knows how to grow a marker moustache.

Every moustache photo buffet deserves a trick picture.

This one's a lot like the Bieber-stache, only it's real and it got this guy tons of chicks.

You know you've always wondered what the "m" in E = mc2 stands for.

Who knows who this guy is, or what kind of fertilizer he uses, but it looks like he'd be tough to use in a milk commercial.