Saturday, September 17, 2011

Everything But Insight

I walked by a store today called "Everything But Water." It looked a lot like this:
And it's fine, I think, having everything but water, but if it's just water that's keeping you from having everything (which, looks like maybe it's more than just water you're missing, Everything But Water), why not just get some water? This is the United States where water is readily available and easy to come by. If you were a swimming suit store in the middle of Uganda -- hell, if you were a swimming suit store on the outer edges of Uganda -- you might have an excuse. But the Cherry Creek Mall? If you're in the Cherry Creek Mall and you don't have a Nalgene full of botox, you're not trying hard enough.

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