Monday, September 26, 2011

Newsletter

PETA plans to launch a pornography website in the name of animal rights. Giving a whole new meaning to "Mexican Hairless".


Costco won a court decision that blocks women who accused the company of gender bias from suing as a group. Otherwise known as a bulk-action lawsuit.


People are testifying in federal court about the SeaWorld killer whale that drowned its trainer in 2010. The hardest part, I think, is going to be getting the leather glove to fit on that giant flipper.


Bill Clinton's philanthropic summit is pushing for more stains. I mean jobs.


Did you see the Emmys? Or did you miss them because you were taking cover at an air show?


Orioles slugger Mark Reynolds says Los Angeles Angels pitcher Ervin Santana intentionally threw a fastball at him. He wouldn't complain, but now his steroids are going to be sore all week.


So far I'm enjoying "Dancing with the Stars". It might be the dancing I like, or it might be the comforting voice of an angry British judge.


A kindergartener in rural Missouri brought a bag of crystal meth and a crack pipe to school for show-and-tell. The kid swears it was an accident and he meant to bring it on Charlie Sheen day.


Britney Spears is turning 30. Gosh, it seems like just yesterday she was about to turn sour.

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