Sponge Bob Butter Pits

It's happened to everyone. You know the dilemma well -- you're making cream cheese frosting for the homemade cinnamon rolls that are baking in the oven, and the butter needs to be room temperature. Your microwave is too high to reach. Your hair dryer's nowhere to be found. You pinky swore you'd never put any ingredients in your pants. What do you do? You find your husband and make him do the dirty work.