Benjamin Franklin disapproves

What are you buying with that one hundred dollar bill? Fifteen Chipotle burritos without guacamole? A newborn from the back of a rusty van? Battle Cat, new in packaging? A gum ball from Mitt Romney's gum ball machine? A piece of toast with the image of Elizabeth Warren burned into it? A week's worth of quiet hours from the eight year-old next door with a trumpet? A week's worth of extra practice from the old lady in the other next door with an accordion? Whatever it is, Benjamin Franklin does not approve.