Al Gore has a girlfriend. Al's pickup line? "Hey, baby, is it hot in here? Because you're warming my global."
"The Avengers" is doing well at the box office. It's really America's only chance to see a pair of spandex without also having to see a muffin top.
The prostitution scandal has expanded to the DEA. Your taxpayer dollars aren't hard at work, they're handcuffed to the bed.
A New Jersey woman says she was fired for being too busty. Weird because usually in Jersey you're unfairly fired for not being orange enough.
President Obama is ahead in swings states by a narrow margin. Which excited Joe Biden, although he prefers the monkey bar states.
Mitt Romney finally got all of his delegates. Now, if he could just find his birth certificate.
Research is being done on how fast ketchup moves. So far it's somewhere between slow and the John Edwards jury.
A serpent-handling West Virginia pastor has died from a snakebite wound. So don't be surprised when your church switches from snakes to goldfish.
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