Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes seem to be settling their divorce amicably. Katie gets half of the houses, Tom gets to keep his collection of Tom Cruise pictures.
Republicans are strategizing on how to win the youth vote. But so far their "I've got your nose" trick isn't working.
A study finds that September 11th is television's most memorable moment. The only thing that could top it, really, is if someone flies a plane into The Bachelor.
Tom Cruise has been married three times. Which I think qualifies him for the next color Scientology belt.
Texas has exhausted its supply of a drug it uses during executions. I guess now we get to find out how long it takes a guy to die after being injected with cornbread.
A Florida club is suing Octomom Nadya Suleman after she backed out of a deal to strip for them. Well, she tried to back out, but her uterus wouldn't fit through the door.
Kourtney Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl. The delivery didn't take much time at all, and it still lasted longer than her sister's marriage.
Mitt Romney isn't happy with President Obama's ads. It's not the content of the ads, it's just that Barack's always using the same token black guy.
Auditors say billions of dollars were wasted in rebuilding Iraq. Turns out the U.S. should've just gone with IKEA Iraq.
A Colorado boss gives his employees $7,500 in spending money for their paid vacations. Sort of like how when Mitt Romney was at Bain Capital and he gave his employees a free trip to China.
A South Carolina funeral home will sell Starbucks coffee. You can get your latte in grande, vente, or urn.
Rush Limbaugh says the latest Batman villain is an attack on Mitt Romney. Makes sense since Bane never released his tax returns, either.
This drought is really serious. But as long as it doesn't affect the Cheetos crop, Americans should be just fine.
A Pete Rose reality show is in the works. Pete's already betting it'll be a hit.
Ann Romney says her darkest hour was when she was diagnosed with MS. That and when she thought she got tomato sauce on her thousand dollar shirt.
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