Dolly Parton has revealed some secrets to her 45 year long marriage. Number one -- keep your boobs on your side of the house.
President Obama has released his first campaign ad for 2012. It starts, "I'm President Obama, and I'm a Mormon."
Trace amounts of fungicide have been found in Tropicana orange juice. The good news is you can get your fungicide in no, low or high pulp.
Mitt Romney says corporations are people. I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes General Motors.
84 percent of Americans disapprove of Congress. The other 16 percent are too busy worrying about the downfall of the Twinkie to notice.
Paula Deen has confirmed that she has diabetes. Hard to believe the lady who's always on the cover of a cooking magazine shoving a piece of pie into her face has diabetes.
Promotors say the Kardashian brand is tarnishing fast. You tend to lose creditability when your marriage spoils before your wedding cake.
Sarah Palin's mad at Newsweek. It's the usual problem -- they keep using the stupid alphabet in all of their articles.
Mitt Romney gave the Mormon Church $1.9 million in Burger King stock. No wonder his nickname at his local ward is "The Whopper".
Many popular websites blacked out yesterday to protest anti-piracy. Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan blacked out out of habit.
An Oklahoma hospital has been ordered to pay Garth Brooks $1 million. This after a botched operation on his hat.
The mayor of Los Angeles has signed a new law, which requires condomsto be worn in porn films. As always in the porn industry, you can leave your hat on.
Demi Moore is headed to rehab. The first step to recovery: admit you married a teenager.
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