I was on a walk and found A WHOLE ROLL OF (unused) POOP BAGS! Not only that, but THEY HAVE WITTY SLOGANS ON THEM! Glorious!
A couple of suggestions for the next poop bag printing:
Who wants hot peanut butter?!
Whoops. I thought that bush was your favorite pillow.
I know we're super close, but it's starting to creep me out that you're always carrying my excrement around in a plastic bag.
Thanks for pulling that chewed up piece of tennis ball felt attached to a wad of human hair out of my butt.
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