The Olive Garden is simplifying its menu so their food is easier to understand. Which is great except that now 90% of the menu is cheese thing with noodles.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is planning to make an acting comeback. That's right -- Arnold's planning to apologize to Maria.
A new report says the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan will cost the American people $4 trillion. Just think -- with that kind of money we could've proposed to a Kardashian.
Sarah Palin will have to make up her mind pretty soon. Seriously, she's been at Chili's for like three days now and she still doesn't know if she wants the burger or the fajitas.
Jerry Springer dismissed a report that his TV show is offering $1 million to Casey Anthony. They got it all wrong -- it's one million dollars and a folding chair.
An Oregon man urinated into a Portland reservoir, forcing the city to flush eight million gallons of clean drinking water. But I've eaten at Taco Bell, and I can tell you, you'd never notice that amount of urine.
A photograph of Billy the Kid sold for $2.3 million. And that's for a photo of him without the sparkly glove.
The Pope is on Twitter. But he wants to get a little practice in before he tweets a picture of his giant hat to a choirboy.
The first zero-packaging grocery store has opened in Austin, Texas. It's a great idea, but don't expect your Kraft Singles to taste the same without the plastic coating.
The White House will pay $37 million is salaries for 2011. Imagine that -- $37 million and they don't even have a decent short stop.
Rush Limbaugh has launched his own tea beverage. The tea itself isn't remarkable, but the bottles do come with an extremely wide mouth.
Some people are questioning whether parents should lose custody of their obese children. You could lose your kids if you're caught outside making an angel in a mound of Twinkies.
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