Amazing. Sort of.

I happen to be really good at catching things that I've knocked off of something or dropped or by some other means clumsily moved from its intended location. You know, like, drop the soap in the shower, catch it before it hits the mildew. Slide a glass off the counter, catch it before it hits drunk Levi on the floor. Just now I knocked a shot glass (no comment) off the bar and caught it in the most amazing way -- between my knees, bitches.

But, as punishment for being so awesome, I knocked my knee on this bracket.

I'll bet God doesn't make Tim Tebow knock his knee on a bracket for accidentally doing something awesome.