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Kourtney Kardashian is expecting her second baby. That's a shame, especially since on Thanksgiving I gave thanks for there being a limited number of Kardashians.

A new survey finds that seniors who are sexually active are happiest. Gosh, I always thought old people didn't want anybody touching their lawn.

A group of scientists in California has created a new material that is 100 times lighter than Styrofoam. It's light, but it's still not as light as a presidential campaign promise.

How are you going to keep warm this winter? Will you sit by the fire with some hot cocoa? Or will you just snuggle up to a creepy college coach?

A Hooters waitress was brought into a special needs school in Florida as a guest speaker. You know the three R's -- Reading, Writing and Boobies.

Michele Bachmann called Newt Gingrich liberal. This after Newt let her pay for his abortion.

One in five Americans is economically insecure. While the other four have those fancy, extra sturdy cardboard boxes to sleep in at night.

According to a poll, more Americans are becoming confident in the economy. So confident, most Americans are planning to buy not one, but two Pepper Spray Me Elmos for Christmas.