In the news

NUMBER ONE

In the photo above you see:

A)  The New Jersey woman who let her 5-year-old daughter use a tanning bed.

B)  The New Jersey woman responsible for a county-wide lemon juice shortage.
C)  The New Jersey woman who's always looking for her little orange kitty.


NUMBER TWO

In the photo above you see:

A)  The motorcycle responsible for a San Francisco man's two-year erection.

B)  The periwinkle motorcycle Batman turned down in favor of "that cool-looking black one".

C)  The motorcycle for sale on San Francisco Craigslist that "goes really fast," "looks really cool," and "should never be looked at with a UV light".  

NUMBER THREE

In the photo above you see:

A)  A dude who digs khaki pants.

B)  A dude who digs dad jeans.

C)  A dude whose wife describes him as "wild and crazy".

NUMBER FOUR

In the photo above you see:

A)  The thing that will be the biggest it will be in 2012 on the 5th of May.

B)  A generous hunk of camembert.

C)  The thing that will hover above you this Saturday night while you're wearing white cowboy boots and a charro outfit, vomiting Corona onto the pinata candy. 

NUMBER ONE: All of the above.

NUMBER TWO: All of the above.

NUMBER THREE: All of the above.

NUMBER FOUR: All of the above, or A and B, depending on if you still have the charro outfit on.