A Mississippi mother was Tasered twice outside of her child's school. Which is slightly more embarrassing than having your mom pick you up at school in her tanning bed.
"The Avengers" is shattering all kinds of box office records. For instance, it's the first movie to make more than $200 million without drowning Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mitt Romney says pumping cash into the auto industry was his idea. And holding down the economy and cutting its hair off? That was his idea, too.
Bristol Palin has taken a stance against President Obama's support of gay marriage. And she says for $260,000 a year, she'll be the spokesperson for abstinence before not getting gay married.
President Obama made the cover of Newsweek. You guessed it -- in the cover photo he's breast feeding Joe Biden.
A Wisconsin man was cut off from an all-you-can-eat fish fry. He's obviously upset, considering the constitutional amendment that promises all Americans a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of morbid obesity.
Mitt Romney now has 18 grandkids. And an elevator for every one of them.
The most well-read cities in the U.S. have been named. One of them was not Palin-ville.
Three members of The Wiggles children's quartet are leaving. You know how it is -- one still wants to wiggle while the other three want to squirm.
Drinking coffee has been linked to a long life. Which is great if you can outlive the Starbucks line.
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