This is as close to a food blog as it's gonna get

Always remember: food from the sky tastes better, and is better for you.

If your lunch winks at you, you'll need a longer lunch break. Bring your camera and a whip.

Take your time when selecting a beverage to wash down your choice of prophylactic.

When you're at Casa Bonita, it's okay to look at your food, but never, ever touch it.

Always use the proper utensil; start with the fork on the outside, and work your way in to the tongue on the inside.