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Congressman Anthony Weiner is seeking therapy. You know what they say -- if your sex scandal lasts for more than four hours, see a doctor.

(Washington) Sarah Palin is insisting that she wasn't wrong when she claimed that Paul Revere's famous ride was intended to warn both British soldiers and Revere's fellow colonists. Well, that and he had to get to Starbucks before it closed.

There's a new triple decker Oreo cookie. With three layers of cookie and two layers of "I can't fit into these pants."

The Connecticut woman whose face was torn off by her neighbor's chimpanzee has a new face. And you thought George was curious before the accident.

New photos of the Milky Way's twin are out. Imagine that -- twins in the universe that Playboy has not yet contacted.

John Edwards says he did not break the law with his campaign funds. No surprise John's just kind of waiting for this whole problem to just kind of die.

You can now buy a Congressman Anthony Weiner doll. It even comes with accessories -- a cell phone, a hair brush, even its own Twitter password.

Sarah Palin's 24,000 emails don't seem to be revealing any new information. [Except of course that now we know her favorite Beatle was Vinny.]

Scientists say they have found a "master switch" gene for obesity. No surprise the switch is all tucked away in our brains like a remote control between fat rolls.

Wells Fargo has reached an agreement with the government to pay up to $16 million to settle complaints from customers who are deaf. Because money talks, but it apparently does not sign.

A dead rhino was found on the property belonging to an Albuquerque, New Mexico man. A sure sign that the economy is finally turning around.

The National Pinball Museum in Washington is closing. It's the same old story -- they ran out of quarters.

Lady Gaga and Madonna are distant cousins. No wonder their potato salad recipes taste so similar.

Some new photos of Hitler have been uncovered. I'm guessing there's a reason Hitler hid the picture of himself wearing Mickey ears so well.

Sarah Palin has authorized a feature-length film about her rise. Buy a ticket to that movie, and you get a free bucket of Palin memoirs.

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak gave birth to a baby boy. Both mom and accessory are doing well.

Shaquille O'Neal is retiring. I'm sad that Shaq's leaving the game, but think of how many families will have new homes once the guy recycles all of his old shoes.

A new superstore-sized garden center in Phoenix will cater to those who want to grow their own marijuana. And you thought Walmart's greeters were slow.

Scientists have trapped antimatter for more than 16 minutes. Still no word on how they got the cast of "Jersey Shore" to stay in one room for that long.

Justin Bieber won a country music trophy. First Justin Bieber wins a country music award, next thing you know Lady Gaga will be honored by the USDA.

Britain's Prince Philip received a new royal title from his wife Queen Elizabeth II as a gift on his 90th birthday. Wouldn't you know it, it's the Duke of Prunes.

Hugh Hefner's wedding this weekend was canceled because his 25-year-old Playmate fiancee changed her mind. What a waste of half a wedding dress.