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The Toronto Zoo is separating a pair of gay penguins. Maybe they're not gay. Maybe they're just Canadian.

Dippin' Dots ice cream has filed for bankruptcy. But don't worry -- they've got a guy working on ice cream of the even more distant future.

Did you see the GOP debate Wednesday night? Rick Perry thought he had the worst moment of the night, but it turns out later on Herman Cain accidentally put his hand up moderator John Harwood's skirt.

Have you seen "Puss in Boots"? Yeah, I haven't seen Kris Humphries, either.

A python in Florida swallowed an adult deer whole. The good news is the deer and the python didn't spend twenty million dollars on a wedding before things went sour.

Kim Kardashian's joining the protests. Occupy divorce court!

The 520 day-long Mars crew simulation hatch is being opened today. The only question is was it a Mars crew simulation, or was it all part of a Febreeze commercial.

One of John Lennon's teeth sold for $31,000 at auction. Would you believe that molar had the same haircut as the rest of the band?

A dress worn by Lady Gaga is up for auction. It comes with a picture, an autograph, and a bottle of A-1 sauce.

Lindsay Lohan was released after serving only a few hours of her 30 day sentence at a Los Angeles county jail. You put your right arm in, you put your right arm out, you put your right arm in, and you shake it all about.

The Duggar family is expecting its 20th child. The family says they "don't know how it happens". Which is probably the best argument against homeschooling yet.

A model wore 30-pound wings during the Victoria's Secret fashion show. That sounds heavy, but the wings actually ended up balancing her out.