The mall is a dangerous place to be on Black Friday -- put a million people who spent a whole Thanksgiving day with family into one place, and you've got a million bloated, crabby people in one place. And amidst these million people lurks a savage creature -- the Pink Monster. The Pink Monster comes in many shapes and sizes and uses a variety of threatening defensive techniques.
This one will bean you with couture:
This one will put you in a headlock and give you a holiday noogie.
So be careful out there in the land of Wetzel's Pretzels and two-for-one glitter panties. And remember -- a stiff palm to the breast meat, or a swift kick in the jean shorts will stop a Pink Monster in her tracks.
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