Sunday, November 20, 2011

Newsletter

Pamela Anderson will play the Virgin Mary in an upcoming T.V. special. Let's just hope, while they're in the stable, the wise men don't accidentally try to milk her.

Two Texas women have been charged with buying and selling a baby. Can you blame them for wanting to beat the Christmas rush?

Brad Pitt says he will retire from acting in three years. Sounds like Brad's finally saved up for that second home.

I think I'll do a little bit of protesting on Thanksgiving this week. First I'm going to occupy the dinner table, then I'm going to occupy the couch.

Kim Kardashian will come out of solitude for a New Year's Eve party. Two months in a divorce Snuggie will do that to a girl.

Herman Cain had an embarrassing moment Tuesday. But he's okay with it since it was the first embarrassing moment he's had in a while that didn't end with a woman slapping his hand away.

Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky is looking guiltier and guiltier. First we find out he had young boys stay over at his house, now police have found a sparkly glove in the guy's closet.

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