Worst Line Evar

This is years old, but I was just eating some Halloween candy that I found on the street, which is a bad move, and it being a bad move, I was reminded of a moment when I was in high school and utilizing one of the public library's computers, which are used mostly for porn, but sometimes for boob-free research. The man using the computer next to me was wearing a neck brace and appeared to have a broken arm. He leaned over in the weird way people wearing neck braces lean over -- that is, mostly with his eyeballs -- and asked if I could unbutton the top button on his shirt. The naive little dumpling that I was, I thought, sure, I can help a guy with a fake broken arm and a fake broken neck. Lean over here, creepy guy, and allow me to fulfill your fantasy. And I did. And it was weird. And that was the worst line ever.