Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Newsletter

New research finds that people with a low IQ are more likely to be prejudiced. It's not that they have a low IQ, it's just sometimes when a guy's taking an intelligence test, that darned hooded sheet's always getting in the way.


Newt Gingrich has been sued for his use of the "Rocky III" theme song. Which is fine since pretty soon Newt will be wearing the sweatpants from the same film.


Princes William and Harry are revealing some insider secrets about their grandmother, the Queen. For instance, on May 6th, 2002, she put her elbows on the table.


Despite losing big in Florida, Newt Gingrich is undeterred. In his mind, he's just divorcing Florida and moving on to the next state.


Fox News is celebrating being number one in cable news for ten years. Bill O'Reilly's celebrating by putting one of his guests in a headlock and calling him a terrorist.


Mitt Romney got glitter bombed. He would've talked more about it, but getting glitter bombed sounds way too homosexual for a Republican to mention.

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