Where Are Your Off-Center Tennis Shoes with the Weird-Looking Long Faces When You Need Them?

This is a gallery in the Clyfford Still Museum.

This is a painting I like in the Clyfford Still Museum.

This is one of my grody neon green tennis shoes in front of a painting I like in the Clyfford Still Museum.

My shoes were embarrassed to be expressive, but not abstract. Sorry, Clyfford Still.