April Fools was fun at the White House. You should've seen Joe Biden's face when the President convinced him the planet was out of Pop Tarts.
Dick Cheney is enjoying his new heart. It all happened thanks to Obamacare, which allowed him to stay on his parents' health plan.
Rick Perry is standing up for pink slime. Although it's not clear if he's talking about the gross parts of the cow, or if he's talking about the GOP.
Mitt Romney had a great Easter. He woke up right away and ate the head off of his chocolate Obama.
Cell phone thefts are on the rise. The other day Mitt Romney thought someone stole his phone, but it turns out he'd just left it at his fifth home.
Rick Santorum says Mitt Romney's numbers are inflated. But, come on -- who hasn't exaggerated the size of their delegates?
Bubba Watson won the Masters. He won the coveted jacket, but he has to get a few more delegates if he wants to win the matching pants.
A Pennsylvania nun says she was fired for reporting a priest's dirty magazines. The guy would've tried to pay her off, but have you ever tried to stuff money into a nun's habit?
A new study suggests that tax day may drive up fatal crashes. You try deducting line 52 from line 13 while you're going 65 on the highway.
A newborn baby was found alive in a morgue 12 hours after being declared dead. Oh, the wonders of a whiff of mushed up peas.
Charles Manson was denied parole earlier this week. Which, considering the cost of gas, is great news for Manson.
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