We have a fairly useless dog -- he washes no dishes, he rotates no tires, and he's never saved Bobby from the well. But he does have this one skill that comes in handy occasionally, and sometimes only with the assistance of a human being. Which makes it less of a skill, more of a trapeze artist without a trapeze.
Once he captures the flying critter, we put Jonah and the whale outside. There Thelonious releases his prey and plays with it like a grizzly bear might a legless, eviscerated camper. And this concludes Useful Things Our Dog Can Do.
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