Vladimir Putin says he'll run for President of Russia in 2012. He swears he's fully qualified -- he's got experience, he's got charisma, he can see Alaska from his kitchen window.
Rick Perry says if he were president, he would stop drug trafficking and violence along the U.S./Mexico border. And also, every American would get a free racist pony.
Andy Rooney has stepped down from "60 Minutes". Well, it was less of a stepping down and more of a shuffling away.
Elmo and a Harry Potter DVD are expected to be the top toys this Christmas. If you don't count Tickle Me Ashton Kutcher.
I'm feeling really angry and unorganized and crazy today. I don't know if I should take an Advil, or if I should announce candidacy for president.
A two-faced cat has set a record for the world's oldest. And you thought you'd had the most fun you could have with a cat and a laser pointer.
Up to 20,000 shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles are now missing from a Libyan weapons depot. And you thought a piece of toast with the image of Nancy Grace's breast burned into it was the coolest thing you'd ever buy off of Ebay.
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