A high school math teacher in southern France sprayed herself with a flammable product and set herself alight in the school yard. She always said nothing would ever come between her and long division.
Paul McCartney got married over the weekend. He married her for love, and she married him for lunch money.
Recently freed Amanda Knox slipped out of seclusion for a shopping trip. Just for some of the basics -- milk, bread, and a length of rope.
An upcoming biography says Steve Jobs owned 100 black turtlenecks. To say nothing about the drawer full of hot pink underpants.
President Obama's approval rating is low. It's so low, he's starting to think about dating an intern.
Did you see the Republican debate Tuesday? And did you know Michele Bachmann was such a tremendous thumb wrestler?
Sarah Palin says the U.S. is due for a female president. Oh, weird -- I was sure she was going to say "a new memoir".
The Christmas Day underwear bomber says his underwear bomb was "a blessed weapon". It's nothing new -- a lot of guys look down at their underpants and think that.
I'm going to a pumpkin carving party this weekend. I think I'll just hollow out my pumpkin and say it's a presidential debate.
Iran says it failed to launch a live monkey into space last month. This after rumors that a Saudi ambassador was on a lunar holiday.
Bhutan's Dragon King has married a commoner. For once the dragon in a marriage isn't a mother in law.
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