What the Vacuum Hath Wrought

Remember that vacuum I said I wanted? I boughted. And, based on the below photos, turns out it was probably a good move.

Here's the take next to a bottle of tequila for comparison purposes. I would've used a penny or a pencil or something more familiar, but the tequila was already in my hand.

It's more upsetting when the dirt and hair is in the shape of something.

And even more upsetting if I include the original comparison object.